You’d better watch out – Santa Claus Willie T. Stokes (Billy Bob Thornton) is coming to town and he doesn’t give a flying reindeer if you’ve been naughty or nice. Willie’s favorite holiday tradition is to fill his socks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender and a kid who’s convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus!